With Valentine’s Day just a week away, I’m coming to the realization that this year might not be the end of my dateless-streak that I hoped it’d be.
Desperate times call for desperate measures, my friends.
Some background on Gracie:
- My music preference is cheesy pop songs and snobby indie jams.
- I can eat more than the average grown man.
- I tend to think that I’m like, really funny.
Rules for entry:
- You must know what a blog is.
- Never under any circumstances are rose petals romantic.
- T-shirts with any sort of tattoo/wing design are not acceptable. Ever.
Eligibility:
- Pretty much any guy over 18.
- But no one whose job description is solely “musician” or “model.”
- English-speaking is preferred, but not mandatory.
Method of payment:
- Dinner will suffice.
If you have any questions or think that this is something you’d be interested in, please call 555-I’m-joking-but-sort-of-totally-serious.
Krystina (Crunchy Granola Girl) says
Haha, all the guys I was dating decided to simultaneously drop from the face of the planet, so we’re in the same boat.
omgosh…ME TOO! How odd…or not
Lisa says
HAHHAA. This post really made me laugh! Im in the same boat girlfriend! And I will admit I am in desperate need of a Valentine. Hang in there girl!
Wait girl you are hilarious, if you catch any fish will you send the extras over to me?
Baaaaahaha! You’re precious. And I think you’re like, really funny, too
Kara says
If bloggers can use social media to find a job, maybe this will work too
lol You totally beat me to writing this post. I’m totally cougar-ing it up and going on a university ski trip ont eh 13th, that’s my valentine’s day gift to myself… at least getting hit on by creepy 21 year olds will make me feel hot right?! ahaha
I don’t think it’s going to be the end of my dateless streak either..but this post made me feel better
Ha! I love it.
Maybe I should try this. There’s always the: get all your single lady friends and go out on v-day! You never know what single guys are doing the same…
Wait a second, I was already making one of these for you to distribute around the greater Austin area but for music I may have put that you like jamming out to what I refer to as “rave music.”
Must call the presses for an edit.
If I knew a boy out East, I’d send him your way
Ohh bless, this is so cute! I hope you find your Prince Charming (hopefully a real one, not just a virtual one!)
Hahahaha!! Oh, girl, I totally understand. My besties and I are going out the weekend before, and I have school on 2/14, so hopefully I’ll be too busy to notice…
My valentine will be 2.5 hours away, so YET AGAIN, I will feel lonely on valentine’s day. Sometimes you can never win!
Mike has class on Valentine’s Day. Will you be my valentine? We can get yummy dinner and cupcakes…
Yes please!!
LOVE this. So cute! I’d hire you, Boo!
This is too cute haha. Luckily, my best friend and I became best friends on valentines day. So he is my lifetime valentine.
You should add anything bedazzled to “T-shirts with any sort of tattoo/wing design are not acceptable. Ever.” haha
haha! Did the ad work?
Not yet!!
Is it terrible if I send this to one of my guy friends? Mwahahaha..
I love this! HILARIOUS!
My background would be identical.
Haha, I’m in the same boat, girl! It’ll probably be me, myself and I will a glass of wine and lotttsss of chocolate
ahahah i know a lot of friends who would hire you!
Hilarious! this is the first V-Day in 2 years that I’m looking forward to.
Love this!!! Who wouldn’t hire you??
hahaha if you find him and he has an older brother please send him my way. as of right now my valentines day is the bachelor
This is too cute! If I was a boy, I’d be sold on you
Lol!!! I’d be your valentine for sure
I’m so in the same position! I’m about to write my number on bathroom stalls to get a call! (way jk I’m not that desperate. yet)
I can’t imagine how you wouldn’t have dates lining up but maybe they are intimidated…you are gorgeous!
Aw you are too sweet!! But I seriously can’t get a date for the life of me!!
AHAHA double date? I could use a ‘rent-a-boy’ too
Hahahaha omg. I’m totally with you on this!
bahahahaahah 100% in agreement with you on this one: T-shirts with any sort of tattoo/wing design are not acceptable. Ever.
“Pretty much any guy over 18″… I guess the “pretty much” is just in case Bieber’s available?
Hahaha I remember back in my middle school days when people still used MySpace you’d see those “boyfriend applications” come out. This reminded me of that! Hahahaha I really love this post, it made me laugh out loud which I’ve definitely needed lately.
hahaha ohhh the Biebs. Just a tad too young
Hahaha…the “tattoo” shirt thing made me laugh. My boyfriend used to have a shirt with a tattoo pattern on it that he loved. I did not. And I told him, but all he could say was, “But, it’s from The Buckle!”(not a good enough excuse). Somehow the shirt got lost when he moved back home after graduation. I promise that I didn’t take it though!
Haha! Love it. I’m allergic to rose so rose petals are a no-no for me. New reader and I love your style of writing!
Thanks so much for reading, Felicia!!
xo
Hahahaha you are so cute! But seriously, I’m about ready to do this too. This will be my 21st dateless Valentine’s Day.
Nikki says
Absolutely hilarious! And that picture is priceless. Good luck!
Tim says
I was hoping to read lots of comments from creepy dudes, now I guess that makes me the creeper.
Dang I wish I was looking right now! I stumbled across your blog when I was looking for a recipe for peanut butter fudge (weird, I know). Anyhow awesome site, love the colorfulness what with all the pictures and updates. Stay single:)
Molly Ritterbeck says
Your posts are so funny…you always put a smile on my face on a dull day. Hopefully that date will come soon - it would if you were here with me - my husband has a ton of single soldier friends (he is army)!
GIrl! You are too stinking funny/cute! I love that picture, too! If all else fails you can go to an anti-valentinte’s day party like the movie Valentine’s Day, I have a boyfriend and I’d still like to beat up a heart pinata!
Such a cute blog post! I wish there was a “like” button for the - T-shirts with any sort of tattoo/wing design are not acceptable. Ever.
I agree with you 100% on that one!
David says
Wow. I’ve actually stumbled upon the place where all the cute, together, single women are