…our nicknames for them.
…similarly, what they’re saved in our phone as.
…what color theme your wedding is going to be.
…about the Lifetime movie marathon you watched last weekend.
…that they should go shopping with us.
…any you’d like you add?
things girls shouldn’t tell guys.
The names of your future children.
I think exes are off limits on first dates…and being catty!
Ha, love the one about what they are in your phone. I have one that is “John Douche”. Still have no idea who it actually is, lol.
Aaand I just lol’ed in a quiet waiting room. Hahaha!
haha this is so cute.
I have “laundry boy” on my phone…?
The last time they washed their hair…sometimes a little dry shampoo is all we need!
bahahah I used to nickname EVERYONE!! Now I nickname my friend’s dates
Also, I have to say my boyfriend actually likes to go shopping with me. I always find shopping boys because my ex-bf liked to, too!
jessi @ Asgoodasitsguests.com says
That we showed guys we met in the bar pictures of them
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Omg love this- the nickname one is so so true, guys just do not need to know all the nicknames we have for them! I think I’ll add- they don’t need to know that we def kiss and tell…
This is awesome. And I definitely got a text from a guy in my phone as “David Band.” After some investigation he got changed to “David Merch Guy.”
What you think your children would look like. Or talk about all your ex boyfriends, not the smartest move.
How often we have to get waxed + other things to maintain our appearance.
…how many times we’ve practiced saying/writing our first name with their last name.
that every word of that deep conversation we had will be repeated, analyzed, and dissected ad nauseous by me and the girl posse.
karley @ decaf and dessert says
“oh, I thought you were gay!”
generally, I’m thinking that this one doesn’t go over well with guys. can’t imagine why!
happy almost weekend
karley @ decaf and dessert says
anddd this blog post is so hilarious that it has me thinking of more “do not say” -isms. such as, “so I googled you before our date tonight, and..”
this made me laugh out loud! I totally have different names in my phone contact list…bahahah
Haha! This is hilarious. I have quite a few people with nicknames like that in my phonebook. And I have “Do Not Answer” 1, 2, & 3. Oops…
Also, let’s not share how often we actually shave our legs.
Haha the phone one is so true! Love this post
We shouldn’t tell them that we secretly check them out at the gym, too!
“awwwww oh my god you are so adorable!”
way to emasculate every guy on the planet
Everything you ate that day. Don’t lie, you’ve done it.
Hahaha. The wedding thing is so true! If guys looked at girls’ Pinterest accounts, I’m sure they’d be scared!
Bahahaha I have definitely put people in my phone as “So-and-so IGNORE!!” Haha.
When I was younger I used to have code names for all of my crushes, or at least the ones that mattered
Undersea Canyons was my personal favorite code name haha.
Jocelyn @ Enthusiastic Runner says
That is sooo true about the names in the phone!! hahaha