{ Miss part one? }
Phrase: “OMG I’m sooooo full.”
Meaning: What I really want to say is ‘I need to stop eating so I can maintain my figure,’ but that’s not politically correct anymore.
Phrase: “What are you up to tonight?”
Meaning: Are you doing anything fun tonight that I’d want to be a part of? And who else is going to be there?
Phrase: “Which shoes look better with the outfit?”
Meaning: Which shoes make my legs look skinnier?
Phrase: “It’s been a long day.”
Meaning: If you say the wrong thing at the wrong time I’ll probably freak out and punch you in the face. You have been warned.
Phrase: “I just want to try to keep dinner cheap.”
Meaning: I want to make sure I have enough money to go out later. And shopping tomorrow. And mayyybe get a tattoo.
Phrase: “Remember that time we (insert random past experience)?!”
Meaning: Hey everyone, listen to/look at how much fun my friends and I have together!!
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Admit it (I did!) - are you guilty of any of these??
Ahh, the “long day” comment is SO TRUE! And of course, “I dont want to talk about it” means “no matter what you say, it will be wrong, and it will make me upset, even though I do want you to try to drag it out of me”…haha girlese is so complicated!
Ahahahahhahahah YES. Collegelyfe.
Brandy @ Let's Grab a Coffee says
Love this!
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH SPOT ON Gracie!
You forgot the most important one!
Phrase: “Whatever, I’m over it…”
Meaning: I’m really NOT over it, and I really do care, yet I don’t want to come across like a crazy girl.
haha love you poop face
hahahaha so true. “I’M DONE. I’M DONE.”
This is hilarious! I do the “Remember when we…” but I genuinely want to relive the moment for a sec! I’m trying to think if there’s anything that I do say that I don’t mean… I’m sure there’s something, I just feel like I’m pretty up front.
OH WAIT. When choosing somewhere for dinner, I’ll say, “Oh I don’t care, pick wherever.” That’s not true. I then tell the dining companion, “Well, I’ll tell you where I don’t want to eat.” I’m afraid I’ll pick somewhere the other person really doesn’t want to go to!
Truth, my friends and I will definitely re-live experiences just for the fun of it! Maybe I should’ve put that FACEBOOK is the ultimate “look at us, look at us!” hahaha. And SO agreed on picking somewhere for dinner…that was on part 1 of this post!! That was probably the number 1 cause of arguments between my ex-boyf and I, haha.
Haha, these are sooo true! 😀
I adore this series. ADORE.
especially #1, #2, #4, and #5. 😉
Phrase: Writing “Heyyyyy” (instead of ‘hey’) via text message
Meaning: I like you and wish you were more than a friend
LOL!!
This made my day! Haha. Think I’m guitly of all of them.
Jessica @ Jessica Balances says
All of those are so true!
I’m glad I’m not the only girl who selects shoes based on how thin they make my legs look! Another one I used pretty much EVERY Friday night: “It’s been a long week.” - which means: I’m probably going to throw back at least one additional alcohol beverage; don’t judge me. ha!!
hahahah sooo true. is it 5 o’clock yet? 😛
SO true!!! Everyone I know says that first one! Its so obvious what they’re really trying to say!
HAHAHAH omg spot on, I am guilty of all of them ..no shame! What about
Phrase: I might have to work then/I’m not sure whether I can make it
Meaning: Rather than accept, I’m going to keep it open in case something better comes up
Hahaha, girls can be quite hard to read. 😉
Haha- these are great! I am guilty of every single one
I so agree with the first one! I am guilty of that.
you are genius
Guilty! I love these, I think we can all relate to at least some if not all of them.
Hahaha I totally just sent my friend a “What are you up to tonight?” text for the exact reason that you said! 😛
Shannon @ Imperfectly-Inspired says
This is hilarious and totally true! Love it!
LOL true life.
I’m guilty of them all. Meh. It leads to a fun life!
Omg this series is fabulous! They are all so, so true! I love the what are you up to tonight and the eating one- haha I think as girls we have our own special hidden meaning language!
“It’s been a long day.”
OMG YES. Except when I say it I mean “please ask what happened so I can whine and get over it..”
Ha, these are all so true!! Especially the one about asking what’s going on tonight. I ALWAYS follow up with who is going. The right people can totally make a night (and the wrong people can totally ruin one, too)!
Such true translations, girl. Love this! Just found your blog, adorbs :)Look forward to reading more of this fun stuff!
Alexandria says
Hilarious. LOVE this post, Gracie. “OMG I’m sooooo full.” - what I really mean: It’s embarrassing how much MORE I want to eat of this… I better convince myself I’m done.
Stephanie @ LoveLaughterLight says
My fav:
Phrase: “It’s been a long day.”
Meaning: If you say the wrong thing at the wrong time I’ll probably freak out and punch you in the face. You have been warned.
“It’s been a long day…” *punch* Thank you! These are all so true and well put!
I am guilty of WAYYY too many of these. Haha!
I’m so guilty of that first one. Let’s be honest … I could pretty much always eat more … and I usually WANT to eat more. But I know that it is generally not socially appropriate to down 4 cupcakes in one sitting at an event. 😉
Now in the privacy of my own home … that’s a different matter completely!
OMG yes. So guilty of most of these! I have an addition too:
“I have no idea what I’m doing this weekend at all!” (or some variation, said to a guy that I’m interested in)
Translation: Hint hint. I have no plans. Ask me on a date. Please. I’m too shy to just ask you myself!
Not that I actually tried that a couple days ago. Nope, that wasn’t me.
I. LOVE. THIS. POST.
and I’m guilty of so many of them 😉 I took a blogging vaca but I’m so glad I’m back. I’ve missed your posts Gracie!
raises hand….guilty 😉
dead on. hahah I am guilty of all of these.
DYING - so, so true. All of them.
Victoria @ The Pursuit of Hippieness says
bahahaha sooo funny and SO TRUE. i’m guilty of all of these, multiple times.
Haha, I am so guilty of the last one! Not sorry!