…and how to respond to them.
1. “I’m going to take you on a date” or “we should go out some time.” Until it’s on my calendar, sweets, I don’t believe a word you say.

2. “You’re the coolest girl I know.” Friendship flag noted.
3. “Definitely give me a call.” We’ll never speak again? Got it.
4. “I just really love hanging out with you.” He’s just not that into me.
5. “I want to get to know you.” This one is tricky. If you’re on a date, then he could really mean it. If you’re at a bar/club….run for the hills.

6. “I don’t usually like blondes, but you’re soo gorgeous.” I’m not usually rude to people, but you’re an idiot.
7. “You look like you’re a good dancer.” Well there goes your chance of finding out.

8. “Nice to meet you, Tracey.”
“No, it’s Gracie.”
“Oh sorry, hey Stacey.”
“No….Gracie with a G.”
“Ohhh okay haha sorry Tracey.” Just. walk. away.
9. “How is a girl like you single?” Glad you asked - would you like a Word doc or Excel sheet?
10. “So are you like, going to blog about me?” Homeboy, you’re lookin’ at it.
xoxo G











Awesome.
Keep up the great posts. we girls know what you are talking about!! You mean no harm! When you post you are up for judgement… take it with a grain of salt (or not at all..which..cough, please dont let a commenter bug you who is rude and disrespectful). You’re great and I love reading your posts whether I am an avid commenter or not! :]
“So are you like, going to blog about me?” Homeboy, you’re lookin’ at it.
Bahahahahahaha this made me literally laugh out loud.
HAHA #9!
“You’re the coolest girl I know.” Friendship flag noted.
This one cleared a lot up for me hahaha
HAHAHA YESS. Too bad I’m guilty of using a few of these myself..oops
Bahahahha… #6 cracked me up
#9! Laugh my pants off!!
HAHAHA. love this post! #6 is AWESOME.
haha I love it! so true!
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Hey I just wanted to say that I linked your blog to mine simply because one of your lines was motivation for me to start my own blog. I didn’t want to not give you credit for it.
Right! Thanks for the encouragement!
a lot of these are not the way to answer at all and honestly a little pessimistic if that is the word?
hey scarlet! you’re totally right - i’m just being snarky and sarcastic - would never actually respond that way